|Ford:||Let's go steal the department of defense.|
|Parker:||Isn't that treason...?|
|Ford:||*shrug* We'll give it back.|
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done
If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.
Koalas having an argument.
if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance
they sound like fuzzy bike horns
They remind me of those dinosaur plushes that squeaked when you squeeze them. Does anyone remember those? I had a pink brontosaurus as a kid. :D
SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
In choir we were having a free day, so we were just laying around in a pile. One of my friends said, in her sleep,” I don’t want your airplanes.”
Once I fell asleep on my sister’s sofa while rather intoxicated, while my BiL was sat in the same room watching something on TV, and apparently when my phone slid off my chest onto the floor, I whispered in an incredibly mornful, squeaky voice, ‘goodbye phone…’
I fell sleep on the couch one time and woke up in my bedroom. When I asked my parents about it they apologized and did say they tried to move me and thought I had woken up but when I did I told my dad “Here, hang on to this…” and I handed him nothing and when he asked me what it was I said “Its a godsmack…”. I got up and moved to my room. They were so confused, as was I in the morning.
once when i was younger my sister told me that in my sleep i had apparently said “No! don’t cut off my bellybutton!”
I was mumbling in my sleep once and my mum asked me, “What did you say?” and then I said “I have to catch get the communists.” She then asked me what I was going to do when I caught them and said “I’m going to eat their faces.”
one time when my mom woke to go to the bathroom and she checked on me she said i was sitting up and bed and when i saw her i asked in the most menacing tone “who talked about the elephant?”
that first story in the comments sounds like an excerpt from The Game Is Life omg